Anonymous asked: there is a JUICE BAR IN PRINCTEON???? omg pls tell where is super imporatnt ys

ok do you know where chucks is? like on that street perpendicular to Witherspoon? it’s across the street from chucks. it’s called ticos

also uGm hang out with me???? wtf rude

Anonymous asked: what is your movie called?

which one? the blind date one or the stripper one?

alittlepainalittlepleasure:

I have a solution to your problems:

Become lesbians and shut the fuck up.

If you have so many complaints about men, why in the holy hell are you even interested in continuing to be heterosexual? Do us all a favor by becoming lesbians so we can quickly drop your…

there are so many things wrong with this i don’t even know where to begin.

being a lesbian is not a choice???????????????

you can’t just one day say “fuck it i shall be lesbian now”????? i mean you can fake it but wtf

also feminism also helps men too?

also go….awa y?

no

it’s gonna suck when i turn 21 and try to go to a bar bc i’m a regular at so many bars i can’t go in and be lik e” hey i’m 21 today i was underage while you were serving me all those years lol can ihget a free shot?”

Anonymous asked: what's a script?

it’s slang talk for prescriptions

you know your grandmother and you are close when you two share scripts

ugh so I’m officially moving July 15th so I’m giving notice at work today and I feel so bad and I have such anxiety about it ugh guys help I need a pep talk.