Anonymous asked: May 27th I would have copied and pasted it but it would have been 3!!!! messages long. it is filled with metaphors....

okay so let’s think about this (i stalked too) she started dating that guy in march

they break up may. she starts dating eric the end of may. they get enGAGED the end of june, and MARRIED the beginning of july

OKAOAKY!??!!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK JESS